Vol. 15 · No. 88 New York's Loudest Career Record Price: One Interview

THE STARK EXPOSÉ

All the career. None of the scandal. Mostly.
EXCLUSIVE!

PUBLICIST KILLS 40 STORIES, WALKS FREE

Sources confirm: every single one handled legally · Lawyers "bored"
Long lens · No comment

CAUGHT ON CAMERA: Eddard Stark, 42, leaving a midtown premiere at 1:40 AM carrying two phones and a third phone. Witnesses say he was "already returning a call about it."

THE FULL STORY

I have worked entertainment publicity in New York for 15 years, and I have run press for 200 red carpet events without a single client quote I regret. I currently manage media strategy for 9 A-list clients across film, music, and one very famous chef. I answer my phone. All three of them.

"HE PICKS UP AT 3 AM. WE CHECKED." · A Grateful Client, Allegedly ·

LOCAL MAN STARTS FIRM, REFUSES TO FAIL

Founder & Principal Publicist · Stark & Co. Publicity · New York, NY · 2017–Present
  • Built a boutique agency from 1 desk to 11 staff and a roster of 9 A-list clients, retaining 8 of them for 5+ consecutive years.
  • Suppressed or corrected 40 inaccurate stories through legal channels, retraction requests, and 6 very calm phone calls; zero lawsuits filed against clients on my watch.
  • Ran press strategy for 3 film festival premieres per year, averaging 120 accredited outlets per carpet and a 94% on-message quote rate.

SENIOR PUBLICIST IN CRISIS SHOCK: HANDLES IT

Senior Publicist · Brightline Media Group · New York, NY · 2012–2017
  • Led crisis response for 14 client incidents; 12 resolved within one news cycle, measured by share-of-coverage dropping below 5% in 48 hours.
  • Managed red carpet logistics and press lines for 110+ events, coordinating up to 40 outlets and 6 client arrivals per night.
  • Grew a mid-tier actor's press bookings from 4 to 31 appearances a year ahead of a franchise release.

JUNIOR STAFFER SEEN DOING EVERYTHING

Junior Publicist · Starlight Row PR · New York, NY · 2009–2012
  • Wrote 300+ press releases and pitch memos; placed clients in 25 national outlets in my first full year.
  • Staffed 60 red carpets as line handler, learning the sacred art of the polite but immovable "we're moving along."
ALSO INSIDE: SKILLS!
  • PAGE 2: Crisis communications & rapid response
  • PAGE 3: Media relations · 400+ working press contacts
  • PAGE 4: Red carpet & premiere production
  • PAGE 5: Talent messaging & interview prep
  • PAGE 6: Embargo management (unbroken since 2013)
  • PAGE 7: Cision, Muck Rack, Critical Mention
EDUCATION SCANDAL: THERE ISN'T ONE

B.A., COMMUNICATIONS

Harmon College, Queens, NY · 2005–2009
Editor, campus paper The Harmon Howler, 2 years. Circulation up 3,000 copies under his watch. Nobody could explain it then either.

"200 CARPETS. ZERO TRIPPED CLIENTS." · Verified By This Publication ·
References available · Sources protected · Est. 2009